Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
You Jokes
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
