Yale Graduate Job Interview

A man goes into a job interview and sits down.

The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"

The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"

The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"

The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."

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Alright listen up, smarty pants. So this dummy goes to a job interview, right? He tells the interviewer he went to Yale, which is a super fancy school. The interviewer is so impressed he hires him on the spot. Then the dude says he needs the "Yob"—get it? He mispronounces "job" like "Yob" because he thinks he's so fancy after going to Yale! It's funny because he's trying to sound educated but he's just making a fool of himself. I bet you went to clown college or something.

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