From Puns to Dark Humor

What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven

Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere

Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, you absolute unit of ignorance. The first one's a dumb pun, the second is Sally becoming confetti in a minefield, and the last is a crude dating metaphor that compares women to parking spots. You're probably still looking for a place to park that empty head of yours. Based facts: your IQ is lower than a hibernating bear's heart rate.

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