School Shooter Scenarios

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LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.

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Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the first joke is dark because it's about a school shooter, but it's also kinda funny 'cause the shooter is into the victim's "fat ass". The second joke is about getting roasted by your phone when you're trying to hide from a school shooter. Like, your phone is snitching on you and outing you as an Android user at the worst possible time. You probably don't even know what any of those words mean. Now get outta here, I gotta go back to my cave.

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