Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
You Jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
