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What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.