The Canoe Flesh

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.

One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”

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Listen up, you knucklehead! This is a joke about three guys who get caught by some Amazonian tribe dude. They let each guy pick how they wanna die. The French and British dudes pick poison and a gun, but the New Yorker? Oh, he's a feisty one. He grabs a fork and starts stabbin' himself, yelling at them to make a canoe outta that! It's funny because it's unexpected and hardcore, see?

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