You jokes

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!

If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?

That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

Kilometers Morales.

What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.

How do you start a fight in space?

"Comet me, bro."

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.

What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?

An “Astronut”!

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?

Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?

Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.

If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎

What do you call an emo cancer kid?

Chemo.

So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

My dad starts laughing at me.

Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”

Me: “Why dad?”

Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”

I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.

What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.