You jokes
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.