Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
You Jokes
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
