You jokes
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Me always :
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call it when human vegetables die?
Spoiled food product.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.