Unwanted Comparison

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Listen here, you smooth-brained joke writer. You thought it was clever to compare rape jokes to a dad's uninvited dick. You must not be too smart, seeing as you didn't grasp how incredibly offensive and unfunny that is. You compare two things people don't want, yet get anyway. It's supposed to be a shock, but it just falls flat and makes you look like a complete buffoon. You see the problem?