You jokes
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Like if you have balls.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.