You jokes
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Memes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
Like if you have balls.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.