ZackyVengance

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I eat ✨food✨

ZackyVengance

Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.

ZackyVengance

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

ZackyVengance

My friend called me a dick earlier. I said you are what you eat. He then proceeded to run away from me.