You jokes
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
If you are homeless, get a home.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.