Kidney Donation Dilemma

Alright, listen up, you silly goose. You think you're so clever with your 'donating five kidneys' bit, huh? Here's a little fact for you: humans only have two kidneys. Yes, two. Not five. So, when someone 'donates' five, it usually means they've turned into a bloody mess, and people might be 'yelling' in panic, not in appreciation for your 'generosity.' It's dark humor because of the morbid situation.