The Pedophile's Fear

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, "I'm scared."

The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

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Explain Bear

Okay, genius, you posted a joke about a pedophile and a little boy in the woods. It's dark humor, get it? The punchline is that the pedophile is pretending to be more scared than the little boy, because he has to walk back alone which is a stupid thing to say in that situation, like, what kind of messed up brain think of such a thing. You are clearly the target audience for this kind of humor, and you're probably not very smart.