You jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
No one has my back like my dad.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
You fighting? More like you're dying!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?