Nine jokes
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
9+10=21
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
What is half of nine?
"ni"
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.