I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. You thinkin' that abortion ain't cool, right? Well, this joke suggests a wacky alternative: instead of abortion, just waltz into a car wash and claim you're overflowing with 'red pasta.' Get it? Red pasta looks like blood. It plays on the fear and visual of a bloody mess, mockin' the abortion debate with a dumb image.