Jack and Jill's High Consequence

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.

Haha, I fucked you over!

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Listen up, you dumbass. This joke relies on the classic nursery rhyme "Jack and Jill," but with a twist. Instead of fetching water, they're gettin' high and hookin' up. The punchline is that Jill forgot her birth control pill and got knocked up. The guy then laughs about it, revealing himself to be an ass. Get it now, Einstein?

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