And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You see, God offers John eternal life, right? But John messes it up because he understands it literally and thinks it's a race. Instead of eternal life, he gets a stupid toaster. Get it? Fifth place, toaster... you wouldn't understand.
Haha
Shit that sucks now he’s no more
PurplePanda
real
Dill Regis
lol