You jokes
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.