You jokes
Why canโt you run in a campground?
Because itโs past tents.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Memes
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
You add words = bullshit.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.