You jokes
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!