You jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Memes
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇