How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
The First Milking
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Explain Bear
Listen up, tiny brain. The joke implies the first person to milk a cow was just some bored kid messing with an animal's anatomy. It's weird because drinking cow milk is actually a pretty strange concept when you stop to think about who first tried it. You're basically a professional at being confused, aren't you?