You jokes
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Memes
Everybody does this
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.