You jokes
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇