You jokes
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Hi, how are you doing today?
Memes
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!