You jokes
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.