You jokes
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Extended warranty-
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!