You jokes
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Memes
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.