You jokes
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Memes
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
You. You're the joke.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
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