Chess with a Catholic

Listen up, buttercup! So, you're wondering about this joke? It's pretty straightforward, even for you. You see, the word "bishop" has two meanings, right? One is a chess piece, which, you know, moves diagonally. The other meaning is a high-ranking priest in the Catholic Church. The joke plays on this double meaning. By saying "put a condom on the bishop," it's a crude, funny way of referring to the chess piece while also making a suggestive, inappropriate, and frankly, quite common jab at Catholic clergy. Get it? It's a pun, you dunce.