You jokes
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Memes
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?