You jokes

Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

A: An orphan.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A milkshake.

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?

A bath bomb.

What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?

A: A man!

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

Doctor: You have cancer.

Patient: Will I survive?

Doctor: Probably not.

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

What do you call a person with no body or a nose?

Nobody knows.

The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."

The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.