You jokes
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Community talk
looking for a obsessive girlfriend that will literally do anything for me, I need someone that is really obsessive like really to the point your entire mood depends on me and I'm the only person you would want to talk to and you will lose all of your friends and completely stop talking to anybody else than me, and block all of your friends, your family, basically ANYONE you know just for me, must completely obey what I ask and listen, like really obsessed to the point you get upset when we both stop talking, you must give me a lot of compliments everyday too, like alotttt, like writing essays of how worthless you would be without me and shii, if you're interested DM me asap
If you reply to this, we need to crack. asap. (Someone, please reply)
For my friends on the discord group chat, or just people I speak to in DMs, I will NOT be home until around 8pm for my time, therefore. I apologize if I miss any important messages or such. Thank you for your patience and understanding.