You jokes

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.

All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

Comment Part 2

What do you call a retard in the military?

Special forces.

You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!

You are like Papa.

Friends don't lie.

Toast is like parents.

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.

Black humor is when you ask water to African people.

What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?

Mosscow

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

What can you build with people? A boat!

Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.