You jokes
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Gwen, are you there?
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
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There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.