What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
You Jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
