Nuts Hurt

  • My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

    My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about nuts, but not the kind you eat. The author is talkin' 'bout their man-bits and how they don't like 'em being pulled or scratched. You probably don't have any, so you wouldn't get it.

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