Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, dummy! The joke is that orphans don't have a "home" because their parents are dead. And in baseball, home plate is where you score. Get it now, you numbskull? You're so dumb, you probably think a balanced diet is a beer in each hand.