Brat jokes
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What鈥檚 the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.