Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Emos are sad people, or so the stereotype goes. The joke is, they won't "stick around" which means they are gonna off themselves. It's funny cause it's true...kinda. And you being here reading this explanation means you're not that bright. Sorry, not sorry.