Wont

Wont jokes

Boy

    • Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

    Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

    Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

    "So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

    "Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

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    • Orphan

    • Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?

    They won’t be found because no one will look for them.

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    • Mile

    • Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

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    • Butter

    • Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"

    Bob says, "Umm no."

    Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."

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    • Ghost

    • My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.

    Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.

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    • Cereal

    • Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

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    • Man

    • What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

    Suck his balls.

    Sister

    • One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."

    The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."

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    • Bullying

    • Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.

    Emo

    • Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?

    Because they won't be there to stick around.