Wont

Wont jokes

Orphan

    • Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?

    They won’t be found because no one will look for them.

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    • Mile

    • Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

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    • Butter

    • Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"

    Bob says, "Umm no."

    Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."

    Ghost

    • My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.

    Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.

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    • Cereal

    • Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

    Man

    • What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

    Suck his balls.

    Sister

    • One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."

    The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."

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    • Bullying

    • Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.

    Emo

    • Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?

    Because they won't be there to stick around.