What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Depressed Person vs Pizza
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you delicate flower. You're an 8th grader, which means you still think farts are funny. But let's try to break this down anyway: the joke plays on the idea that a depressed person might self-harm, unlike a pizza. Get it? It’s kinda sad because it implies that a person could hurt themselves, but the pizza cannot because it's a pizza.