Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Michael Jackson's Glove Reason
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Explanation
This is a play on Michael Jackson's habit of wearing a single glove. The punchline creates a silly reason for it by linking it to the idea of someone being so eager to eat a tootsie roll that they might bite their fingers. It's absurd and not meant to be taken literally.
Anonymous
As a former resident of dearborn, mi that was a funny !! 😁 😁
Anonymous
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
Crackhead
a what
Anonymous
That's a VERY old racist joke that's not even Michael Jackson related.. So in essence it was stupid.