Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, butterfingers! This joke is all about wordplay, see? Fred asks Bob if he's heard the "rumor" about butter, but what he really means is he's got some gossip to "spread" – get it? Like spreading butter on toast! You probably think toast comes from the toaster, dingus!