Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Jesus Can't Walk on Water
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a play on words. Jesus is known for walking on water, but now he can't because he's got holes in him, like a leaky ship. If a ship has holes, it sinks. Get it now, dummy?