Wont jokes

A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

Just too bitter.

So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?

... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.