Wont jokes

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.