Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you silly goose. This joke is all about how emos are sad all the time. Because they are so sad, they wouldn't deploy the parachute and would, like, totally die. You probably didn't know what a parachute was before I told you, you dumb-dumb.