Wont jokes

When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.

You won't feel lonely anymore :(

Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?

Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.

Why don't orphans have Life360?

Because parents won't track them.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:

https://schlechtewitze.com

I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.

When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”

Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.

So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?

Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?

They won’t be found because no one will look for them.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?

Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.