My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
*One day u see a girl climb a pole and ask her* Why are u climbing that pole Because a boy payed me to He did that to see your underwear Oh. Ok *next day u see her do the same thing* why are u ding the same thing Well I got him this time. I did not wear underwear
She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
When my mom asks "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge would you do it?" I say "No mom..... I'd do it for free"
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
Women be like equal rights equal pay, then decide that they don't want to do labour intensive jokes.
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say "How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you"
why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
How do you make a hormone. DONT PAY HER.
Why do women need a payrise isn't the class ceiling high enough....
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
I told my Phsychyatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesnt pay anymore.
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
I will pay someone to kill me
