Pay Jokes

Women be like equal rights equal pay, then decide that they don't want to do labour intensive jokes.

She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

*One day u see a girl climb a pole and ask her* Why are u climbing that pole Because a boy payed me to He did that to see your underwear Oh. Ok *next day u see her do the same thing* why are u ding the same thing Well I got him this time. I did not wear underwear

These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say "How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you"

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.


Q. What's the difference between an AISH office and a shooting range? A. You have to pay to get into the shooting range.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)