
Pay jokes
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!
How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Yosho
Willy found some dynamite,
couldn't understand it quite.
Curiosity never pays;
It rained Willy seven days.
This song is just like how my life is and how my girlfriend left.
- Do Re Mi- By- blackbear
Do, re, mi, fa, so
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh)
Do, re, mi, fa, so
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, if I could go back to the day we met
I probably would just stay in bed
You run your mouth all over town
And this one goes out to the sound
Of breakin' glass on my Range Rover
Pay me back, or bitch it's over
All the presents I would send
Fuck my friends behind my shoulder
Next time, I'ma stay asleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep, oh
And you got me thinkin' lately
Bitch, you crazy
And nothing's ever good enough
I wrote a little song for ya
It go like
Do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, girl
So fuckin' done with all the games you play
I ain't no Tic-Tac-Toe
Send the X and O's on another note
I'm do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, baby
So send the X and O's on another note, I'm ghost
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh)
If I could go back to the day we met
I probably would've stayed in bed
You wake up everyday and make me feel like I'm incompetent
Designer shoes and Xanax tabs
Compliments your make-up bag
You never had to buy yourself a drink
'Cause everybody want to tap that ass sometime
And you got me thinkin' lately
Bitch, you crazy
And nothing's ever good enough
I wrote a little song for ya
It go like
Do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, girl
So fuckin' done with all the games you play
I ain't no Tic-Tac-Toe
Send the X and O's on another note
I'm do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, baby
So send the X and O's on another note, I'm ghost
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh)
I wrote a little song for you, it go like
Do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, girl
So fuckin' done with all the games you play
I ain't no Tic-Tac-Toe
Send the X and O's on another note
I'm do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, baby
So send the X and O's on another note, I'm ghost
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Do, re, mi, fa, so
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
So send the X and O's on another note, I'm ghost
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
