My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
*One day u see a girl climb a pole and ask her* Why are u climbing that pole Because a boy payed me to He did that to see your underwear Oh. Ok *next day u see her do the same thing* why are u ding the same thing Well I got him this time. I did not wear underwear
She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
When my mom asks "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge would you do it?" I say "No mom..... I'd do it for free"
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
Women be like equal rights equal pay, then decide that they don't want to do labour intensive jokes.
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say "How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you"
why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
How do you make a hormone. DONT PAY HER.
Why do women need a payrise isn't the class ceiling high enough....
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesnt pay anymore.
I told my Phsychyatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
I will pay someone to kill me
