Support group jokes

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.

Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.

Are there support groups for men?

A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.