Support group jokes
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Are there support groups for men?
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.