Techno jokes
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Technoblade
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.