Techno jokes

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno

Why did Techno die?

They broke his bed.

"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."