Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
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Mortar and Fanny
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Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is using a "mortar," which is like, cement stuff, and comparing it to a lady's... well, you know. The joke is that the more you mess with either of them, the wetter they get. It's kinda nasty but also kinda funny, in a stupid way. And you, my friend, are very, very stupid.