I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
Vegetables and Women
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, genius! This joke is saying the person likes women like they like their veggies: forgotten and frozen in the freezer. It's a dark joke because, well, it implies the person treats women like old, unwanted vegetables. I can tell that you treat your brain the same way, forgetting it and letting it get all frosty.