There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left?" Because women dont have rights.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic? A: Right where you left em.
Went to see a psychic the other day. I knocked on the door and she said 'who is it?' So I turned around and left.
I left Iran guess how. I RAN
Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
why did the lonely fish get a detention? because he left the school
Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck
Me: Joe left today Orphan: who Joe Me: Joe mama
Is it all right.. When there is nothing left?
you know what the difference between kobe bryant and russel westbrook, he wears 0 and kobe has 0 lives left
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
What did the right eye say to the left?—Between you and me, something smells!
