Baby

Anonymous

How many babies does it take to paint a wall… depends on how hard you throw them

Egg

Daniel King

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

Octopus

(Optional)

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

Bag

(Optional)

[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag

Cry

Chicken Nugget Man

God creates a mosquito :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay… a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird… but okay… God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: shook o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! evil grin Angel: cries Angel: whispers; I’m so sorry…

Difference

Crazygangsta

A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed.

Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: you can’t!

Stranger 2: you can

Stranger 3: how?

Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too.

Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters

Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let’s try this experi-

(the chat has been closed by stranger 1)

Anti

the master of life

Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so lt could get a real joke ha ah ah ha

Trump

Art O.

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin? Yessssss MEaster!

Trump

Art O.

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin? Yessssss Massager!

Girl

Resident Evil 7

All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Bio-hazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum

Cry

Chicken Nugget Man

God creates a wasp :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay… a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird… but okay… God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: shook o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! evil grin Angel: cries Angel: whispers; I’m so sorry…

Wall

Uncle Jokes

Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me, because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying “The Koopalings are evil!” “Kill the Koopalings!” and “Down with the Koopalings!”

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