Evil Jokes

What is a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body </3

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

I finally stopped drinking for good

Now I purely drink for evil

Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag

I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.

What did the evil chicken lay

Deviled eggs

satan and the devil are alter egos

What did the evil chicken lay?

Deviled egg

if satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.

God=what I hope to be Devil=what I can't accept

I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.

A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins the doctor said but the lady was like

The lady: ugh why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl not a boy to just a girl!!!!!!!,!

The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma the man who was in labor died the two babys got a nanny a evil one the nanny killed the babys on there first birthday

So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? "No, there are no gost or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.

Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER