Evil Jokes

What is a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body </3

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

I finally stopped drinking for good

Now I purely drink for evil

Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?

White vans.

You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.

What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?

What did the evil chicken lay

Deviled eggs

I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.

[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag

Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!

satan and the devil are alter egos

What did the evil chicken lay?

Deviled egg

if satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.

Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 lack of money is the root of all evil 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊😊 😊