What is a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body </3
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
I finally stopped drinking for good
Now I purely drink for evil
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
satan and the devil are alter egos
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg
if satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
God=what I hope to be Devil=what I can't accept
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Bio-hazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum
[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like usa and China and the rest of the west!
Yo mama so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
