Evil jokes
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
I finally stopped drinking for good.
Now I purely drink for evil.
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
My granddad killed Hitler.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.