Evil jokes
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
My granddad killed Hitler.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3