Evil jokes
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Who did that
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]