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Q:What do u call a security guards at Samsung A:Guardians of the Galaxy

Roses are red violets are blue poetry is gay and so r u

Your so ugly ur mom said I want an ABORTION

Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There’s a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house

Q:Why do women only use there lefts A:because they don’t have any rights