Q:What do u call a security guards at Samsung A:Guardians of the Galaxy
Fat Bi$cut
Roses are red violets are blue poetry is gay and so r u
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
Q:Why do women only use there lefts A:because they don't have any rights