Q:What do u call a security guards at Samsung A:Guardians of the Galaxy
Fat Bi$cut
Roses are red violets are blue poetry is gay and so r u
Your so ugly ur mom said I want an ABORTION
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
Q:Why do women only use there lefts A:because they don't have any rights