White jokes
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
Reasons
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.