White jokes

What did the white girl say to the black girl?

"Where's the back?"

What are priests' favorite shoe?

White Vans.

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.

What do you call a white man that’s blind?

Asian eyes.

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker.

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading

Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?

More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!

But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.

How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.

Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".

What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.

Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!

Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low

Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.

What is white and comes out after you have sex?

Cum!

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.