A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you absolute donut. You think it's just a coincidence that someone is talking about sharks eating children and then casually mentions they lost their job at the aquarium? Nah, it's dark humor, because they might've gotten fired for some shark related incident, maybe the kid. Maybe they are just bad at their job, it's not really spelled out for you.
Anonymous
not related but funny!
Anonymous
oof bro u good?