Little Johnny's mixed cow birth

The humor comes from the absurdity of a kid being late for school because of a cow giving birth, especially one that's a "mixed cow" and the additional detail that the white cow fell in the mud. It's unexpected and silly, causing the teacher to faint.

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• Teacher
• Little Johnny
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• Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'." The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
• Teacher: What does a pig give you? Little Johnny: Bacon. Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you? Little Johnny: Wool. Teacher: What does the fat cow give you? Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
• One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?" A student says: "Bacon!" The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?" A student says: "Eggs!" The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?" A student says: "Homework!" The whole class laughs.
• Why did the cow knock over Johnny? Because the cow felt like to dumb.