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Little Johnny's mixed cow birth

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Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

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  • Cow
  • Teacher
  • Little Johnny
  • School
  • Animal
  • Child

Explanation

The humor comes from the absurdity of a kid being late for school because of a cow giving birth, especially one that's a "mixed cow" and the additional detail that the white cow fell in the mud. It's unexpected and silly, causing the teacher to faint.

Comments (3)

Hope y’all like the joke, I just want to say that Little Johnny is really good and it is nice to be a part of it